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Recent content by eager slacker

  1. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    News of Shiro racing too many times is mere rumors. She races a normal safe number of times. What is more interesting is this Mysterious Racer X. How the hell did a masked Polish uma enter the Japanese racing scene?

  2. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Obviously Poseidon tried to make a beautiful fast woman in a competition against Athena. It just took a while for it to catch on and for people to realize that the umas weren't whores.

  3. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Salaryman and Shirogane both believe that second place is a fancy way of saying first last place. The unusual part is that they are content with that which throws off all the people in this world.

  4. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Main characters are just built different. They will just have to settle for second place.

  5. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Must've gotten the failed event instead of the hint for Dominator. Better luck next time and good luck with the mood down.

  6. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The day you see the heel of the track fulfill a Christmas miracle for the eternal underdog of racing. That would immediately give her much more fame than winning the race.

  7. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    I think if you really want to assure Shirogane get into the zone you'd need an annoying French Communist Uma to mock her parents and their food while saying puns are terrible jokes unworthy of laughter or attention. That's how you'll unlock scary Shirogane.

  8. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The classic baka dash from beginning to end. Bold strategy and it could work for her too.

  9. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane becomes an Uma trainer that is handed problem cases of Umas that want to prove themselves but have an attitude problem. The failures get PTSD and a new fear of tiny Umas. The successful cases become completely unshakable from both crazy shakeups and weariness and gain discipline... and...

  10. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Look when you're up against the 1% of the fastest on land you gotta expect some pants shittingly terrifying competition. I mean look at Oguri and Super Creek.

  11. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Well bullies harass easy targets and since Narita is old territory it is considered safe. Trying to bully Haru would fail because it all flies over her head, she's too good to bully, or you'd become the target of several bigger stronger umas.

  12. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane would operate well under that training but like the theme of that story she would hit a plateau and just mostly get bottlenecked eventually and like Salaryman convince herself that is all she can accomplish and eventually get a 9 to 5 job unrelated to racing.

  13. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The only politics that should seriously come up in an Uma Musume story are if the power of friendship is considered doping, who is best Uma, and whether or not certain characters are Umas.

  14. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane's gonna accidentally overhear Tazuna and Yayoi talking about finances and mistakenly think the finances they're talking about are about the academy and racing itself being in danger from Being X's machinations instead of simply Yayoi spending over her budget and then she'll lock in to...

  15. On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Honestly a foot race to determine the result of a conflict is a simpler and ultimately more painless alternative to war. If your nation/region is good enough that they can train up a superior group of racing Umas compared to another group of Umas then usually that side would win and it would be...
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