Mr Zoat
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Magically deformed ponies.I could possibly not care less about the magical deformed horses, though. I haven't started skipping those days yet, but I've been tempted.
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Magically deformed ponies.I could possibly not care less about the magical deformed horses, though. I haven't started skipping those days yet, but I've been tempted.
The disjointed, constantly switching narratives have made the last couple of chapters significantly less enjoyable.
Whatever you think is best. I enjoy Renegade!Paul, but it has become a large story with a lot of spinning plates. Good luck with whatever dynamic keeps you sane and proud, as you've earned the right to be.
*facepalms* It's OMAC isn't it?Inside the ice Mohican Man has.. shrunk, and he's now frantically pounding on the ice with merely human strength.
Adventure Time is a lot darker. I remember the episode where Bubblegum decided to annihilate the Flame Kingdom, killed dozens of its citizens and destroyed most of its relics, before calling Ice King off at the last minute. And there's nothing stopping her changing her mind again. Pony has nothing like that.Whatever you think is best. I enjoy Renegade!Paul, but it has become a large story with a lot of spinning plates. Good luck with whatever dynamic keeps you sane and proud, as you've earned the right to be.
I wound up trying the first episode of MLPFIM recently. Mostly because I tried one of those Conversion Bureau fanfics, which… it has some of the hallmarks of a new writer, but you can tell the author really gave a damn, put a lot of thought into it. As for the source material? It's alright. Reminds me of Adventure Time.
Oh, like you'd remember what the first OMAC looked like without a wiki.
I like the Grayven chapters and all the other Alt-Pauls we have. It's fun to see him interacting with and changing so many other stories and universes with his mere presence. It honestly makes me feel like I get to read a dozen different great stories instead of just one, which I like. I do t feel any problem in keeping them all straight either. The titles usually clear up any confusion, and even if they don't, you can just read a bit in to find out yourself.
A blue mohawk with grab bag powers is actually pretty distinctive.Oh, like you'd remember what the first OMAC looked like without a wiki.
I think most people who remember this version of OMAC would remember it because he featured in one episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold. I know I did.Oh, like you'd remember what the first OMAC looked like without a wiki.
I meant even she's not chaotic enough to accept a kid as a worshipper.I think you're thinking of something other than what I was thinking of. Yikes!
Yes. Because Celestia will be egging them on. She wants out!
And in a fit of cosmic irony, they'll overthrow Cadence instead of Celestia and Luna, because Celestia was so helpful and so much fun to work with during the planning stage.
Stupid horse lungs and hearts continue to be useless when put under stress."You're welcome. You know, I think I've solved nearly as many problems as I've caused this trip." Behind me, Twilight falls over, unconscious. "And that's progress."
There are multiple ways to interpret that statement, though. What are you going to tone down?
Oh, boy. She is totally fraying at the edges with panic, isn't she? It's understandable, though, with kids gaining Alicornhood like it's the early Buu Saga's Saiyajin preteens. And the problem is how they managed it.1st May 2013
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"How is this possible?!"
Twilight flits back and forth between Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, mane becoming increasingly disheveled as her panic level rises.
Hopefully not directly fuelled by Discord. That would be worryingly skeevy."This isn't scientifically possible!"
"Hm." Sunset lowers her chalk from the blackboard. "No, their methodology is sound. I'm just not sure what they used for a power source."
Please don't go totally psycho on the embodiment of chaos, Twilight...Discord appears-.
"Discord!" Twilight flies up to his head and grabs onto his horns with her forehooves, puling his head towards her. "You did this. You did this? … You did this. Turn them back right-!"
Oh, no. Rainbow Dash egging on the rookie but super-powered flyer? This can't be good.
Man, she is probably capable of a Sonic Rainboom at this stage, with a little gravity assist. Which is terrifying.Scootaloo rockets past the crystal palace balcony, the air disruption sending manes and scrolls alike askew. Rainbow Dash watches from on-high and clearly couldn't be prouder. Her parents and aunts on the other hand look a good deal more uncertain about events, their heads moving in unison to follow Scootaloo as she shoots across the sky.
Ah, detachable body parts. Classic Discord.Twilight takes a moment to straighten out her mane before regrabbing Discord. "Turn them back right now."
"A-hem." Discord lowers to the ground from where he'd been floating, leaving his horns in her hooves. He adopts an expression of upstanding hurt. "I'm positively offended that you would suggest such a thing."
With great amusement, no doubt. And the willing assistance of Harmony itself because it's funny.Twilight tosses the horns -which vanish and reappear on his head a moment later- and lands on the table, staring at him with extreme suspicion.
"I am Discord…" He glances at me. "'Lord of Chaos'. Becoming an alicorn requires Harmony magic." He puts his hands on his chest, eyes wide in hurt indignation. "Even if I wanted to, how could I possibly do that?"
But, if he could find something else laden with Harmony energies..."Hmmmmm." Twilight hubs her chin with her left forehoof, her eyes narrowing suspiciously.
"He's right." Sunset nods. "He couldn't do it with his own magic, and he can't take the Elements off the Tree without getting burned by the magic."
Thats' the case when you're at odds with its' very nature, really."Infamy, infamy!" Discord shudders. "That tree's got it in fer me."
I nod, smiling. "Classic."
Discord is such a troll, in the internet sense. Anything to get a chuckle out of someone in his audience...He points at me and winks.
"No." Twilight keeps on glaring. "You had something to do with this."
Excuse you, Discord. Watch where you're coughing up... Hey, wait...Discord coughs. Then he coughs again, harder, raising his fist to his mouth. Then he starts choking, before expectorating a piece of… Stone? Out of his mouth and beaning Twilight on the snout. She stumbles back and lands on her haunches, while Starlight catches it with her thaumokinesis.
Ah, I see. A piece of Harmonytouched stone from when the Princesses sealed him away? Caught in his teeth, by the looks of it."It's…" She peers at it. "A flake of stone. But it feels… Harmonious."
"I tried to teach it not to be, but you know how stone is. It never listens."
Ah, still a bunch of Pinkies still hanging around, I see, if the Renegade is still keeping track of them.Pinkie Pie (Ponyville) perks up. "I've never had that problem! Let me try!"
She bounces over, grabs the flake from Sunset and… Pulls a jeweller's eyeglass out of somewhere so she can take a closer look.
And before anyone asks, she is from a Rock Farmer family. She knows stones."Hmmm."
Then the eyeglass vanishes and she holds it up to her ear.
She's not quite a stone whisperer like her sisters, but she's not a complete novice."Uh-huh. Uh-huh." She nods. "Uh-huh."
I lean down towards Applejack. "Can she actually..?"
"Ain't nothin' good gunna come of askin' that question, fellah."
Though it's hard to tell how much of this little skit is actual skill and how much is her comedic timing."RI-lly?!" Pinkie stares at the fragment, a look of shock and amazement on her face. "That's crazy!"
Twilight and Sunset exchange glances, and Sunset nods towards Pinkie. Twilight nods and hops off the table, walking over to Pinkie. "What is it, Pinkie?"
...I'm reminded of Gargoyles, the old Disney show. Did they just grow a sheathe of stone hen they fell asleep, or convert a layer of skin cells into a calcified coating?"You remember when Discord was a statue?" She holds up the fragment. "This was part of the statue!"
Rarity looks disgusted. "That's a piece of his skin? Pinkie!"
Literal visual gags, of course. At least he didn't have the dice split to roll seven on 1d6.Discord rolls his eyes, and comes up with a six and a one. "It cracked off when I was freed the first time. Think of it as a mud pack."
Rarity shies away a little. "Even so…"
Suuuure, you could. Admittedly, he did get calcified a couple of times on-screen."'Freed'?" Twilight perks up. "You were freed? How? By who?"
"Yes, yes, your teacher, and… Probably magic? I was stone at the time." He turns his eyes to stone, blinking at her. "I could see a thing."
Oh, dear. panic attack incoming. Spike, ready the paper bag!"No, not that time. The first time. Was it Tirek? Chrysalis? Sombra?"
"Um." Sweetie nervously raises her right forehoof. "Princess Twilight?"
But Twilight isn't listening, being far too deep into her own panic. "I can't believe I didn't check!"
...That is a concerning idea. I suspect a great many are not, though.I smile. "You also didn't check-" Sunset glares at me, but I ignore her. "-how many of those other statues in the garden were also former villains."
Her face falls. "I also didn't check how many of those other statues in the garden were also former villains." Her wings open in alarm. "I also didn't check-mmpf!"
Thank you, Spike. I'm surprised the three of them are so self-assured in their altered forms, though. Aren't they noticeably taller and longer-legged? I guess improved proprioception is a bonus of the change.Spike shoves the paper bag over her snout.
Sweetie and Apple Bloom look at each other, then take a few steps towards the blackboard. Sweetie raises her right forehoof again. "Um. Princess Sunset Shimmer?"
I swear, if someone pulls out an actual Tricorder...Sunset recovered the fragment from Pinkie and is studying it with… A device I don't immediately recognise. "Hm? Yes?"
"It was us. It was by accident, but we had a fight next to the statue-."
That disHarmony was enough to disrupt the spell, yes."You and your two closest friends. And from how everyone was reacting, I'm guessing your cutie marks are new, too." She glances at the blackboard and makes a few notes. "Yeah, that aughta do it."
Apple Bloom glances awkwardly at Twilight before returning her attention to Sunset. "So what happens now?"
What's done is done, easier to ask forgiveness than permission, and all that..."A cute-ceñeara for the three of you. Then you'll probably start exploring your talents. I think it would be a good idea of you got extra lessons in your tribal magic, but outside of basic flight and thaumokinesis it's up to you how much you study."
Sweetie looks a little hopeful. "We're not in trouble?"
Sunset's method is easier to replicate, if needing a little more setup, true."Well, not with me. I've wanted more ponies to become alicorns since I learned that it was even possible. And I'm honestly impressed how quickly you pulled it off." She looks thoughtful. "Though I suppose it's not an approach that could be easily replicated."
"And are we princesses?"
Don't forget it'll come with responsibilites too."Uh, well, 'alicorn' and 'princess' used to be synonymous, but I haven't been crowned and I don't have a formal role in the Equestrian government. So, technically 'no', but other ponies might call you that anyway."
"WAAA-HOO!"
Give Twilight a few minutes. Once she stops hyperventilating, she might be a little more open to explanations.Scootaloo lands amongst her family with a thud, quickly nuzzles everyone and then trots over to her friends. "Everyone finished freaking out yet?"
"Um." Sweetie looks over to where Twilight is still huffing through the bag, eyes wide. "Not quite. Did you have fun?"
I shudder to imagine the kind of kick-offs she could manage now. She might have to reinforce its frame and wheels or they'll shatter or melt."Flying is the best!" She starts, then checks her flaming scooter cutie mark. "Or second best, I guess. But it's really great fun! Only…" She looks a little perturbed. "I'm not sure how to use my new wings with my scooter."
I step closer and crouch down. "Well, that's hardly a problem. If that doesn't work, you can use unicorn pony magic to do tricks or earth pony strength to propel yourself."
And then he's promptly bucked by every pony there. Certainly, Sunset could give him one for that little comment.And she perks right back up again. "Hey, that's right! Thanks, Mister Grayven!"
"You're welcome. You know, I think I've solved nearly as many problems as I've caused this trip." Behind me, Twilight falls over, unconscious. "And that's progress."
"I couldn't see a thing."
OK, that's not an attitude I can believe Eris having, but I'm glad you weren't thinking what it looked like.I meant even she's not chaotic enough to accept a kid as a worshipper.
Not anything naughtier.
Discord applauded in the background, while Celestia slowly began looming behind him, larger and larger, Brighter and BRIGHTER!"You're welcome. You know, I think I've solved nearly as many problems as I've caused this trip." Behind me, Twilight falls over, unconscious. "And that's progress."
Thats' the case when you're at odds with its' very nature, really.
Thank you, corrected.
Other than Vincent, I hadn't really thought about them.@Mr Zoat, I was rereading the part of the story which introduced the Question, and it has me curious as to the fates of him and his fellow Anti-Life infected individuals. Not merely those who were affected, but we're truly infected with it, which includes Empress, Black Orchid, and Vincent Edge.
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Oh, like you'd remember what the first OMAC looked like without a wiki.
Other than Vincent, I hadn't really thought about them.
The Question went back to his lighthouse, trying to find clarity. It didn't work and he ended up as a Justifier. Black Orchid was sheltered by the green but has become noticibly inhuman in manner and expression. Empress was stuck back as a broadcaster, but is now pretty much fine and no longer has an Anti-Life fragment. Mannheim kept Vincent Edge around and un-Anti-Lifed to observe his suffering, and he's now wandering from place to place doing whatever charity needs doing.
Mannheim kept Vincent Edge around and un-Anti-Lifed to observe his suffering, and he's now wandering from place to place doing whatever charity needs doing.
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask: How do ghosts like Greta Hayes or Boston Brand (if he exists here) react to anti-life? Were they even affected at all
Look, if you ask me to pull something out of my arse, don't be surprised when it's shit.I thought Vincent Edge got his heart ripped out and placed into some machine that Manheim had doing...something in the Aztec afterlife?
No, Mammon doesn't torture the staff. Not unless they've really messed up.I think Mammon was planning to turn Greta into some kind of agent if his, so she may have been in Hell during Anti-Life.
So basically she just endured a different kind of suffering.
Maybe? I don't really know the character.Boston may potentially have some protection from that goddess that he works for.
If.I think it would be a good idea of you got extra lessons in your tribal magic
I thought Vincent Edge got his heart ripped out and placed into some machine that Manheim had doing...something in the Aztec afterlife?
I think Mammon was planning to turn Greta into some kind of agent if his, so she may have been in Hell during Anti-Life.
So basically she just endured a different kind of suffering.
Boston may potentially havr some protection from that goddess that he works for.
Look, if you ask me to pull something out of my arse, don't be surprised when it's shit.
No, Mammon doesn't torture the staff. Not unless they've really messed up.
It being understood that 'inflict pain upon' isn't the same as actual dedicated torture.
Maybe? I don't really know the character.